Oct 11

If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!This driver is going from Nebraska to San Francisco. He updates regularly along the trip and talks about how difficult it can be to make it by his deadlines. He obviously tries hard, and knows what he is doing, but there are so many factors out of his control that can delay him. He...

Aug 24

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?” “No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you’re going to do with the money?” He thought for a...

Aug 24

The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident. 89% of the people in 49 states said: ”Oh, crap!” In Texas 94% said: ”Hold my beer. Watch this.”

Aug 24

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator: California With gun in lap: L.A. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in...

Aug 16

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.” The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches...